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Clear the Hard Drives

P.S. Find a reason to be grateful.

Oct 19, 2024 •

Signs & Wonderment

P.S. Worry not.

Sep 7, 2024 •

But They Love Me

P.S. Never will I understand quiet pee-ers.

Jun 11, 2023 •

Getting Around Your City

P.S. Do you measure life by models of the family car?

Apr 2, 2023 •

Pushing the Envelope

P.S. Passive aggressive belongs to people you don’t like but can’t get rid of – like family. If they’re not blood, keep it aggressive.

Mar 2, 2023 •

Of Monsters & Magi

P.S. I’d call it a “comeback” except we’re going higher.

Jan 13, 2023 •

Are You Human Or...?

P.S. Everybody thinks they’re invincible until they catch a cold.

Nov 15, 2022 •

Two Solutions to Breakfast

P.S. Do the things that scare you or they’ll keep saying “Boo!”

Jul 31, 2022 •

The Predicament with Range

P.S. Holes in your underwear are like a city with poor infrastructure. Shits bound to come out in unexpected places.

Feb 27, 2022 •

The Good, The Bad, and The Karaoke

P.S. The next time you need to get sober quickly say “That was four years ago”, and just let it hit you.

Jan 1, 2022 •

P.S. I love when your phone tells you to charge your phone. It’s all like, “STOP KILLING ME” or “Feed me, I’m hungry.”

Dec 9, 2021 •

Call that New Era

P.S. It's sad how the “Wet Paint” sign always falls victim to the wet paint. Really taking one for the team, ya know?

Oct 12, 2021 •

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